Joke # 3

Tom Brady and God


Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, after living a long full life passed away. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets their own house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, as he walked up to the front porch of his house, he noticed another house down on the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Blue & White sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and every window was draped with Indianapolis Colts curtains.

Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, won numerous Super-Bowls and I even was inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Tom?" "Well, why does Peyton Manning get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Peyton's house, it's mine."